The Wing Glossary
Wing culture has its own vocabulary, and like any good subculture, the jargon exists for a reason. Half of it is practical shorthand that cooks and menu writers use to be precise about a small, fiddly cut of meat - the difference between a flat and a drumette matters when you are ordering, cooking, or splitting a basket, and having a word for each saves a lot of pointing. The other half is the language of the arguments, because wings attract strong opinions and strong opinions need terms to fight over.
Knowing the vocabulary makes you better on both fronts. It helps you order - you can ask for all flats or all drums, understand what "wet" or "dry" means on a menu, and know what you are agreeing to when a place lists a sauce you have never heard of. It also helps you cook, because recipes assume you know the parts of a wing and the techniques that get them crisp. And it lets you hold your own in the debates that never really end: flats versus drums, bone-in versus boneless, wet versus dry. There are no right answers to those, only well-defended positions, and the terms below are how you defend yours. Here are the words that come up most often on menus, in recipes, and across the table.